Kevins Great Crypto Ideas

Posted on 05.02.2022 by Kevin Kandlbinder | Scambox

Today I want to tell you the story of a business investor, amazing ideas, unregulated organ trading and ghosting. So put on your seatbelts, grab your popcorn, we're jumping right into the chat-log!

-- Begin of chat-log --
Megan says:
Hello
Kevin says:
Hi
Megan says:
How's it going?
Kevin says:
Can't complain, how about you?
-- Interruption of chat-log --

I love when scammers do small talk. You can always notice how forced and fake it feels. Wasting time here is the most fun, because they just want to get to their scammy part, but have to warm you up first.

-- Continuation of chat-log --
Megan says:
I'm doing great too. I'm from New Jersey, where are you from?
Kevin says:
Oh I'm from Germany, but I've got family in NJ!
-- Interruption of chat-log --

It's not immoral to lie to a scammer... right?

-- Continuation of chat-log --
Megan says:
Where does your family live?
Kevin says:
Just south of Philly
Megan says:
I work at the coca cola company, but I'm also investing in crypto. What about you?
Kevin says:
I do not work at the coca cola company.
Megan says:
Where do you work?
Kevin says:
I work at a nightclub as a barkeeper
Megan says:
Do you make good money with that?
Kevin says:
Can't complain, I recently inherited a huge sum of money
Megan says:
Have you thought about any business?
-- Interruption of chat-log --

Oh Megan, you would not believe just how many amazing business ideas I have...

-- Continuation of chat-log --
Kevin says:
Ok, hear me out...
Vapes, but cats and dogs can use them!
Megan says:
That sounds like a great idea.
-- Interruption of chat-log --

No it absolutely does not, but she can't say that because she still wants me to invest in her crypto scam. 🙂

-- Continuation of chat-log --
Megan says:
Have you ever thought about crypto?
Kevin says:
Actually I have. That is another business idea of mine
Organs, but they're NFTs! Right now there's the legal donation system, illegal black markets, everything is not very transparent. Now imagine every organ was an NFT!

Democratizing the Organ market one transaction at a time.
-- Interruption of chat-log --

At this point Megan was ready to launch into her whole crypto spiel, and I just kinda tuned out. But appearently my idea would work perfectly with her investment opportunity!

-- Continuation of chat-log --
Megan says:
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crypto investment
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and I love NFTs
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looking into minting some.
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and your NFTs could work with that!
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with my investment company based in Denmark!
Kevin says:
Denmark? That's really close to where I live. Where exactly is the company, so I can go there and give them the money directly?
Megan says:
What do you mean? There is no need to travel
Kevin says:
Oh it's no problem. It's really not far, and we can save on transaction fees if I bring the money directly!
Megan has cleared the chat
-- End of chat-log --

Weird... Looks like Megan did not want me to visit her amazing investment company in Denmark... 😢